ELF SEX

Icelandic Elf Sex | The VICE Guide to Sex | VICE Australia / NZ Iceland is a country where the majority of people believe so firmly in elves extreme measures are taken to avoid upsetting them. Sometimes that means changing a road s path to avoid elven territory, for Hallgerdur Hallgr msd ttir, it means boning them. Hallgerdur claims many Icelanders have been doing elves in secret for centuries. There s even a myth covering the inter-hominid couplings. Hallgerdur receives a lot of flack from her countrymen for spilling the beans on elf sex, so we hope you appreciate her act of smutty treason. Although Hallgerdur has a boyfriend now, she recently claimed that sex with humans is boring . In her blog she goes into great detail about her experience sexing it up with elves. Here s an excerpt: Elf sex is possibly the safest sex on earth. They don t carry sexually transmitted diseases and you cant get pregnant or make an Elverine pregnant unless you both want to, which is not unheard of.