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The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Videos Nobody Wanted to See | Cracked.com 5 Characters Who Totally Missed the Moral of Their Own Movie John Cheese returns to the Cracked guest column, and this time he's taking more bullets for us than a bad guy within reach of Bruce Willis during a machine gun battle. First of all, Mr. Cheese is filling in for us on a Saturday while we train for our dark horse bid for the 2008 Olympic Decathlon. Additionally, he's reviewed the ten most revolting celebrity sex tapes ever released, thus saving us the embarrassment of admitting we watched them ourselves. He talks nonfuckingstop. Every second of the video is filled with him making some retarded comment or lameass joke, even during the fucking. I'm convinced that this sex tape was specifically designed by Dustin Diamond as a means of revenge against everyone who ever made a joke about him. It's his way of saying, "Yeah, I'm Screech. I've heard all the shit you guys have talked about me all these years. Well you know what? I'm about to fuck two women at the same time. I'm going to film them doing grotesque things to one another. I'm even going to give one of them a Dirty Sanchez. I'm going to do all the filthy shit you only wish you could ... and I'm going to talk 100 percent of the time so you can't even get off to it. Zack Morris can eat my shit.